Management Stats

Employee of the Month: Terry the Intern

With a 97% success rate of spilling coffee on their shirt, Terry has proven themselves to be a true asset to the team.

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Most Frequently Used Sarcasm:

• 1. "Oh, wonderful."
• 2. "That's not a good idea."
• 3. "I'm sure it'll be fine."

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Most Common Excuses:

• 1. "The dog ate my keys."
• 2. "I left the stove on."
• 3. "I'm late because of traffic."

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